1、我是一个特别爱干净的人，比如我的口袋比脸还干净。

I am a very clean person. For example, my pocket is cleaner than my face.

2、什么都是假的，只有穷才是真的，而且深有体会。

What is false, only poor is true, and deeply understand.

3、比起穷这个特点，长得丑根本不值一提。

Compared with poverty, ugliness is not worth mentioning at all.

4、我为自己算了一卦，五行缺房，命里缺车，卡里缺钱。

I’ve made a fortune for myself. The five elements are short of houses, the life is short of cars, and the Cary is short of money.

5、睡觉的时候梦见自己很穷，醒来一看梦成真了。

When I sleep, I dream that I am poor. When I wake up, I see that my dream has come true.

6、请你让一下，不要影响我吃午餐，西北风。

Please excuse me. Don’t disturb my lunch. Northwest wind.

7、只要你足够有钱，我一定乖乖坐着听你的话。

As long as you have enough money, I will sit and listen to you.

8、我是一个隐形富豪，所以至今都没有找到我的钱。

I’m an invisible rich man, so I haven’t found my money so far.

9、有钱的人都喷名牌香水，像我们这种没钱的人，就喷点花露水，还驱蚊。

Rich people wear brand-name perfume, like those of us who have no money, spray some toilet water and repellent.

10、谁没钱了就跟我说，我会告诉你我也没钱。

Tell me who has no money. I’ll tell you I have no money.

11、一直以为钱可以买到一切，后来才发现真的不行，因为钱不够。

I always thought that money could buy everything, but later I found that it really couldn’t because there was not enough money.

12、如果我的人民币可以相亲相爱就好了，这样就可以生出很多人民币。

If only my RMB could love each other, it would produce a lot of RMB.

13、乞丐走过来向我抖碗，我觉得他是在炫富。

The beggar came up to me and shook the bowl. I thought he was showing off his wealth.

14、我对自己的未来有很多的计划，但所有的计划都有一个前提，等我有钱了。

I have many plans for my future, but all plans have a premise, when I have money.